Midlife Crisis

A #100WordStory


She’s totally having a midlife crisis, isn’t she? A massive tattoo at her age!! And so prominent.. what a complete idiot. I’d feel ashamed. Everyone’s laughing at her.

Privately, probably.

And no short sleeves at work ever again!

I said it to her on Facebook, and I think she was needled, but she didn’t react much. I mean, what a load of old bullshit.

“I remembered who I was before life bent me out of shape”.

We’re all out of fucking shape love, we’re middle aged. Just accept it and get back in your box like the rest of us.



Inspired by Veep … princessofvp.wordpress.com x

And by a friend of mine on Facebook 😉